I hate myself cause

1. I sprained my ankle and is getting worse.
2. I lost my keys and have like 10% chance of finding it back.
3. My laundry bag is getting bigger and bigger.
4. I skip meals due to my laziness.
5. One of my table's leg is longer than the rest three, it keeps playing sea-saw when ever i do maths on it.
6. My wardrobe is a mess.
7. My phone's screen cracked.
8. I lost my bag which contained my pass book, important documents and my fav notebook.
9. One of the ears of my fav earphones just stopped working.
10. Important messages from important people jus don't get delivered to me.
11. I am literally broke rite now.
12. I owe people money.
13. People who owes me money are them self broke.
14. My AC just refuses to work when needed.
15. My T-shirts and jeans doesn't fit me properly.
16. My hair stands up in places that i don't want them to.
17. My Maths teacher was a complete psycho and he got transferred (phew..) but he got replaced by another psycho who is no less than the previous one.
18. My accent is stupid.
19. My Hindi is worse. 
20. And I write shit.